Chicken Boy
His name is Chicken Boy. He is a chicken. He is a boy. It fits. Chicken Boy.
And Chicken Boy, he looks like a Chicken Boy.
I know this guy named Dave who looks just like a Harold. Every time I see him I go, «Hey Harold! How ya doin’?»
And he says, «I’m not Harold. I’m Dave.» And I’m like, «Oh Dave! I’m so sorry! I keep calling you Harold!»
I’m so fucking stupid.
I keep calling Dave Harold. But Chicken Boy, he looks like a Chicken Boy. His name is Chicken Boy.
He is a chicken.
He is a boy.
It fits.
Chicken Boy.