Human Stuff
Scuttle:
Wow, this is special…
This is very, very unusual
Ariel:
What? What is it?
Scuttle:
It’s a dinglehopper!
Ariel:
A dinglehopper?
Scuttle:
Oh, these babies are fantabulous.
Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to dinglehoppers,
I’m a regular encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That’ll flap their wigs!
Gull 1:
Flop their wigs!
Gull 2:
Flap!
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
SCUTTLE:
Well, you’ll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!
Gull 1:
Thingmabobs.
Gull 2:
Jigs!
Gull 1:
Bobs!
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Scuttle:
Pick up the dinglehopper,
Just like so twirl
It the way I’m twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You’re what they call «the dog’s meow»!
Gulls:
Wonderful stuff!
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Gulls:
That human stuff! Can’t get enough
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Gulls:
Of human stuff! And we are the authority
No need for us to bluff!
Because we’re great at explanatin’
Human stuff!
Ariel (holding a pipe):
What’s that?
SCUTTLE
A snarfblatt!
Ariel:
Wow!
Scuttle:
Back when the world was prehistoral,
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their bumps
Gull 1:
On their runts!
Gull 2:
Bunks!
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Scuttle:
There they would be, not even thinkin’
Bored to death and barely blinkin’
Way down at the dumps
Gull 1:
On the dumps!
Gull 2:
At!
Gull 1:
On!
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Scuttle:
Then they invented snarfblatts,
Just by chance.
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts’re what you use to
Make folks dance!
Give it a blow, and then – voilà!
Gulls:
Wonderful stuff!
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Gulls:
That human stuff!
If you’re a buff-
Gull 3:
Awwwk!
Gulls:
Of human stuff!
Gull 1:
It’s marvable!
Gull 2:
Stupendiful!
Scuttle:
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word
Scuttle & Gulls:
That’s what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we’re the pros
From us, you’ll get no guff
Scuttle:
And once you’ve got your who’s-ma-gig
Gull 1:
A thinga-ma-what
Gull 2:
A what-ma-gig
Scuttle:
That’s all you need to bring you up to snuff!
Gulls:
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin’
Rest assured… you’ll look real human!
Scuttle, Gulls & Ariel
We know, ‘cause we know
Human stuff!