The Grandma Song
Jabawokee ding dong
Slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack
Pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang
Skooey dibbely doo
Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech ‘n Chong
Hop hip kagagoogoo
Hickory dickory slickory flip flap
Dip skip to my Lou
Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham
Whack snack koochie koochie koo
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta eat Grandma’s stroodle
‘Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
You gotta gish, you gotta gash
You gotta wax Grandma’s mustache
And lay out her socks
To make sure they match
Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma
Slappety dappety sling skism skasm
Bing bang boo
A yip, a yap, a snippety snap
Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo
Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle
Awhee clunkety clang
A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz
Chitty chitty bang wang lang
Zippity doo dang lipidee ay
Oompa loompa doo
A piggly wiggly dooda
Stinky winky linky foo man choo
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta shave Grandma’s poodle
‘Cause Grandma would do the same for you
You gotta libby, you gotta labby
You gotta hug Grandma, even though she’s flabby
‘Cause you should know Grandma’s are people too
Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma
Now if you listened to the words of this song
You know they’re coming straight from the heart
Never make fun of your Grandma
Even when she rips a juicy fart
And remember to dip you gotta doodle
You gotta stop playing with your noodle
‘Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind
You gotta gipper, you gotta giper
You gotta change Grandma’s diaper
And then pretend that you really didn’t mind
Whoa, respect to the Grandma